Ducktales Reloaded

folks!! remember, Uncle Scruz?? ....well that was one of my favorite cartoon series on television...this is the acoustic version of famous ducktales song "zindagi toofani h" on acoustic performed by me yesterday night.Watch it, you're otherwise missing some good times.... :)      

once there was a man called "Obama bin Laden"

 click on the picture to enlarge... its a recall of the times of "osama bin laden " 

Facebook

First of all, I want to thank all those people who read my posts or atleast go in agreement with the favor bank that I discussed earlier in the previous post.

So, the special thing about today’s post is that, the title has nothing to do with the content of post.

 It is like I was glancing through all posts on this blogger site and I saw a post titled “how to drive traffic to your blog.”

It says that more the no. of posts on your blog, more frequently you are to be found on the internet. Furthermore, it says that, look for the most frequently searched topics on the internet. It increases again; the discoverability of your blog.

So I googled the thing as, “most searched words on internet “.

With the numerous links appearing on the screen, I clicked the very first one and it displayed a list of most searched words on internet in the past 48 hours. So the facebook thing was on the 3^rd or 4^th I guess.  And I personally think this is the most searched thing on internet these days. Hence, the title is “Facebook” and nothing to do with the content or may be; everything to do, in the so called “traffic terms.”

 As now, I have discussed this bloody blunder thing with you guys. Let’s get back to our roots, for which I am here for, the writing.

3 days back, I returned from Delhi after 3 months, to my hometown; Dehradun. Coming home has always been a feeling as equivalent as a nirvanic ecstasy for every one of us.  And I think all of you agree with me on that.

Unlike Delhi, Dehradun is a much cooler place, with a moderate pace in daily life.          

It’s at its best during the rainy season, when everything appears green to your eye. It’s like you fall in love with it and want to spend your whole life here in peace and harmony with nature.

After a month or two I felt the strings of my guitar on my fingers. Music has been an integral part of my life from the college days, when I used to sit with my friends and played some bollywood numbers, but most of the time my own compositions. That was the golden period of my life.

When I started writing this post, I did not had the slightest intention of putting something on the internet. But sometimes you cannot withstand the tornado of thoughts overwhelming your mind. So finally I gave up, and was back on my blog.

Readers won’t find it much amusing, nor I. But yes it keeps your emotions flowing freely. And I think release of emotions is very necessary for an artist to bring his creation to perfection whether he is a writer, or a painter, or a musician and so on.

Art is not something based upon the complex mathematical or physical calculations. But it is something to do with heart and soul, to do with the flow.

So I sign off today, promising you some really good stuff next time. And yes, let me see how effective this idea of “Faceboook” proves to be. :)

   

   

  

  

                    

           

thE favoR baNk

Well yesterday, after my comeback on my blog, it was a feeling that sometimes i had meeting some old friend and having a sip of beer together, sitting in some nature park. So yesterday was a busy day and i felt like i have done something useful to myself. A bit of change in design of my blog. Some promotion of my latest post on facebook and other sites. 
Ahhhh!! "The Promotion"!!!
That reminds me of  something. Something, we all are used to in our daily life and something that i first read in one of  Paulo Coelho's books.
You know Coelho?? The author of the best seller "the alchemist"  Don't you?? 
Ok! Leave it. That's not something, i am here for. 


So i was telling you about "something". Well that something is something we call "The Favor Bank." 
Well "some of you" guys with that intuitive instinct might have got the idea what i am talking about and to "the rest" i can say only one thing read on........


Some of you must have noticed that "  " thing in my previous sentence. So to depress your curiousity folks, you can read the previous post on this blog, if you wanna dig it.


So before i tell you about "the favor bank." Let me make it lighter for you.


So yesterday evening when i did all that posting stuff, the next thing that was on my mind, was promotion. And i need not to tell you that "to be in the market, you need to be in the market". 
Woooh!! Well that was "mr. just in market cum philosopher."


So after some promotion on facebook , i moved to indiblogger.
Well its a site, that's all about this blogging thing. So i landed on this site and tried one of the most ancient techniques used by human civilization for promotion,"the favor bank".


So it is like, they have an updated list of  all the posts by different bloggers along with the content.
plus they have "share" buttons, "read more" buttons and so on. But the thing that is most appealing part of this site is "promote this post" button.  All you need to do is  just click on it and it opens a new tab on your browser window, and you can read the content written by so and so blogger and then you can promote it.


You might be thinking why should i be promoting someone else blog. So folks, here cometh the hero we were talking about earlier, "the favor bank". Now most of you must have got the idea  
what the hell is this favor bank is.
All you need to do is just promote someone blog, you will show up in his dashboard and if you're lucky enough, he turns on his face on your dashboard and there you have your customer. Well to be honest nobody reads your bull shit, just as same as the way you did it to him.. but yes the promotion thing does it all. It raises your popularity and there is more chances that someone really reads your content.    
And nothing to worry, the way works most of the time. hats off to  Mr. Newton for telling us that "what goes around comes around."  


i know!! i know!!
That was Jutsin Timberlake and not Newton. But it means the same thing in layman terms.
so here was "the favor bank", an integral part of our life.


So finally, all i want to say is, folks, can i have some of your favor? :-)
  


  










          




   


  



       



  
    

"some of you" and "the rests"

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The Science Behind Shiting

so what do you think, which is the best place in the world???..... A home??... A temple???...

A restaurant?? A fairly land??.. or an etc?? or  etc...or etc??...so what is it??

Well it depends.... a baby or a priest or a man really in a bad hunger or a dreameror an etc or etc or etc.

so you have a place. Isn't  it??

But have you ever thought of a shitboard in your washroom to be one of them..

i mean it can be, like i said before, it depends. i get all the bloody good ideas sitting over there.

and i have termed this very place as "a thinker paradise."

so i was sitting on the shetboard watching the sunlight that  peeped in through a window and was drawing itself on the canvas called floor of the washroom. It reminded me of something,........ a childhood memory.

so i wont be boring you with memories, i mean all of us have that collection better than anyone.

Isn't it? 

So have you ever noticed that the most thought rush is at this very place, like a traffic jam caused by an accident...honk...honk...honk...

so there must be any reason. isn't it?? ....most obvious of them..."we are sitting ideal, so it is usual"..

well this may be the reason....and i believe it too.

but like i said a thought rush...so i discovered a scientific phenomenon behind it while i was at the same place. so here it goes.....

you must have heard that the things flow from high to low..or from an efficient place to deficient place..have you??  

ok then!! ...so what happens actually is......

initially the mind and body and surrondings are  at pressure zone set to

P(Mind)+ P(Body)+P(Surrounding)=constant(K)...(also known as law of conservation of shiting)

the process starts the moment we pull down the pants or whatever...

then P(Body)>P(mind) ....(because we emphasis more on physical than on mental activity)

but like i said before 

P(Mind)+ P(Body)+P(Surrounding)=constant(K)

so in order to hold this law true..there is a rush of energy also called the cosmic shit....

As it enters the mind the cosmic shet is transformed into what we call thoughts...  the rate of thought is directly proportional to the rate of shiting, as you must have noticed that with a bad stomach you have problems with imagining things.

However an exceptional case of loose motion is there which is synonymous with a free fall..

in this case (1=>P(Mind)>0)  which means the person achieves single thoughtness state

In extreme cases P(mind) drops to 0 and is known as no thought state 

and P(Body) is at its peak value . This state is also known as the 

"Save me my lord state"  

so when P(Body)>P(Mind) then P(Mind)>P(Surrounding)  and this increase is such that it is always a constant(k). 

however when P(Surrounding) becomes less , it is compensated by the physical shit that we dump back into surroundings. 

Hence it also proves that the "shit can neither be created, nor can be destroyed, but can be converted from cosmic shit to physical one and vice-versa."

so now you agree to my point that a shitboard can be the best place for someone...

see i derived a law out of it termed as "law of conservation of shit."

The Indian Picasso M F Hussain

so let me talk straightaway the business, because you guys understand business better. Isn't it??? And that too others business and never you dare to mind your own. Am i right???
ok now!!

so you guys must be knowing M F Hussain. Doyou?? Now you must be thinking that this all shet is about
M F Hussain, mourning on his death and bragging all his great works. Isn' it???

Well, folks let me tell you this is not a summary of a man's biography. It's just another work from an artist who is not in the ranks of great, but yes he feels great about himself and does not need parameters of greatness.

so one of the newspaper quoted the following..."The Indian Picasso dies in exile"..
So let me clear everything first. Picasso refers to M F Hussain who was a painter.
 And exile???
Well the genius created an artwork in 1973 portraying the nude sprays of some indian godesses, which caught attention of some so called messiahs of religion in 1996, causing some ethical values violation, as those SAINTS claimed. So this caused his exile to London as he was too old to defend himself.

ok now!! Will someone gonna tell me that how many times these messiahs preserved the thing called ethics, not only in the case of religion but in day to day life....... hmmm  
ok!! now leave it  as we all know the amount of  chastity they hold within..
but still let me answer them back. Men, if you call yourself messiahs then have you heard of  devi Anusuya who stopped the sun from rising to save her husband's life. Have you??/
well if  NO is your answer then go and fuck off. I dismantle you out of that god's throne.

and if yes then you must be knowing that the three gods Brahma, Vishnu and Shiva visited her as sadhus and asked her to serve them naked. and she did so not knowing that they were the one who drives this universe. Is it so??... yes it is..
well they did so to protect the universe , to make the sun rise. But why this way only???  i mean they are the gods , they have all powers. they can turn the universe topsy-turvy in no time. But why this way???

well, they are gods they can do anything, whatever they like, isn' it?? but again the same question arises. if they can do anything than why this thing??
ok ok!! don't  put stress on your neurons..let me tell you the reason.
Actually they were trying to test the purity of the lady.
And guess what?? she cleared the exam with a 10 on 10 GPA.  

now the question arises that the naked body of  the women did not provoke the sensuality of the trio. did it??
well, certainly a NO!! .. the most usual of answers.
i agree with you , but not totally.
Reason??

your NO has the following reasons....the most likely...."they are gods." Isn' it??
some of you may elaborate it saying that "they are gods, they are beyond senses, so no sensuality, and why they 'll play with their own creation."
Is that it?? ....hmmmm

ok now !! let me get you on the point that why they'll play with their own creation..
i totally agree on that point why they'll play with their own creation..
and that is what i want to make you learn from that.Why M F Hussain gonna play with his creation. i don't know if he had some kind of sexual appetite, and if so then he could have fed it in any brothel or like that thing...Then why he would fuck with his artwork.
hmmm

the answer is as simple as that in your own words..."he was a god, so he can play like whatever he wants to"
confused??
i mean he is a god of his painting , because he created it, he filled all that stuff in it. so why a differentiation for the same so called sin commited. i mean if its a sin still then stop idolising the gods also... i mean the rules are rules, nobody is above them. So break all the statues and all that thing.
but you wont do that...because you fear god  because he is powerful but Mr. Hussain was an old man, he was  harmless to you . so just piss on him..
isn' it??      

ok now fuck your bloody sentiments that was hurted when he created a painting....
now forget these gods and all that... do you remember Ajanta and Elloras, the famous wall sculptures, nude and full of sexual content..hmmmm
go break them buddy...
but again you wont do it because its a heritage.. a national and perhaps an international one.. and it is an artwork. Isn' it??
Damn it!!!! go men!! master your abidings about the artwork first!!

you must be thinking that why i am bragging such a crap after the Hussain's  death. isn't it??
well i don't have time to teach someone the right or wrong...as well as i don't have the right to do so. But yes it's my duty to broaden landscape of your mind. i have been reading comments on facebook calling  M F a fucker, and a national disgrace even after his death. so this is what prompted me to do so.

now if you got the point behind this crap, then let me clear concepts about 'obscenity' and 'artwork'.
in simple terms if your dick or pussy  feels the blood and your animal creeps out after watching a nude thing, it is 'obscenity'.... but but but....if you paint a Mona Lisa or sculpting an Adam's statue out of that.. men its an 'artwork'..

now its quite obvious to get aroused by such a sight so that is not 'obscenity' i believe ..but with your parameters its 'obscene' men....and it sounds quite paradoxial to term something as 'Obscene Artwork'.
i never heard of it. did you??? i mean except when i pronounced it.

as a musician i believe the nudity is a sign of freedom... to be nude is to be pure and transparent..its nothing obscene.

 but the obscenity is in mind.... is in how your perception is...a rush of blood in your genitals or a storm in your mind that destroys all boundaries to create a new world.....

well i think i have created my artwork out of this nudity thing. its upon you now that you term it 'obscene' or 'artwork'....i have preached my mind out...
and hats off to you Mr. Hussain for your greatworks. And forgive them because a storm of a real artwork is hard to stand by any animal..
  

     

thE DNA

This phase of my life is really very terrible. Its like the climax of a game going towards the death. Just one month left for exams and then the engineering is over. 

And then what?    

Man!!!!!!   My head is about to explode. I have so very myriad possibilities for my future and I have to stick to just one and move on. But I tell you what, man its so very hard altering your genetic code, the DNA.

I mean its so hard fighting your DNA, because it determines your behavior and all the crap you do. And most of the things are hereditary, so the problem lies there. Your innate thing pulls you down sometimes, even if you try hard. I mean my grandapa had a nomad sort of nature, not sticking on to something. So now you may be able to understand why I am blaming the DNA. I mean I cant choose or stick to something.  

Yaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!  Still I am trying so hard to alter and manipulate my DNA. And I can only try and try and try….   

JAVA

yesterday the day  was really really terrible. reason??
i was having a sudden energy rush, kind of adrenaline rush you say, and it flushed out my head. my right hemisphere was burning like the oven and the left was cold. i was feeling like to shout out loud to vacate the energy. Actually it was my chi flow that was imbalanced, i don't know the reason why. but it burnt all my organs on the right.
so today in the morning i meditated to balance it, and it feels better. i have read these kind of things on the internet, it says that it is a symptom of awakening of Kundalini energy or the chi energy lying dormant at the base of our spine.
wooooh!! now that's  interesting. but there are dangers too. for e.g the excessive rush in a wrong channel can make you go crazy.

i am safe-i said to myself.
Reason?? i am already mad ,and a thing happens once in our lifetime and never again. i mean like love. Similarly the madnesss.

ok now!! More you focus on things they inflate more. so i moved my attention from that energy rush and switched on my laptop. These days i am working on the advanced features of  JAVA and it is interesting.
but it is also like a cooked meal, i mean you just need to have the etiquettes to serve the meal and its all done.
It's not  a language if you really wanna become a programmer, a killer programmer. I prefer PYTHON or C then.

i have got an ultimatum of three months from my mother saying that get lost after three months for a job.
arghhhhhhhh!!!! when this ghost of job will gonna leave me.

so the thing is i am working on my technical skills. and i think i'll not do a job but work, may be as a freelancer. But who knows what happens next. Whatever  the things i need to carve something on the sands of time before i die and i am sure to do it..
  
      
    

the cYcLes

From past 2 days I am suffering from cold and fever. Seasonal shift is one of the reasons I think. 

And it's a long time, that ghost of writing a book is gone away.   I don’t know whether it’s good or bad that I don’t stick to things for very long.  And  sometimes I personally feel that its good. We people stick to something in our lives. Its good for a living, but remember the cycles have been the reason for all the laziness and boredom. You do a thing again and again and it becomes a habit. And then when it is obvious the life has nothing new. 

In my case it is different. I have derived this property of mine that I never stay somewhere for long from my grandpa. He cant stay somewhere for long. I have tried many times to cultivate that habit, but you know I am not so powerful to alter my DNA. So that plan of writing a book was gone.

You know what?

People don’t really trust me. Reason??

I don’t stick to something, I move on. And people won’t consider me in longer terms, even my parents don’t.

I hate this thing very much, but I can’t prevent it. Or what I realized today that it’s a gift that I flow tremendously and non stop.  Nobody understands that men I am trying my best to thwart this phenomenon going inside me, but my inner power appears to be stronger than me.

It propels me hard, and yes it teaches me a lot. Like the Matrushka thing that happened was a kind of a new experience.

It taught me about one thing called beauty.  It says “beauty is to admire and not to possess.” So I never again tried anything on Matrushka. She was finally back on my friends list.

Oh yes I did not tell you that she was back. And the reason is obvious. I don’t want to rake up another controversy, or make a hell of a girl’s life.  If you are an admirer of the beauty than you must respect that beauty also. Isn’t it??/

 So like I was telling you that we humans are more prone to cycles, and these cycles create boredom, and we must get out of it. People try hard for this and they think I am a gifted soul, as I have this inbuilt characteristic of breaking the cyclic codes.

Yeah I have it, and I accept it, and yes my life I think is one of the most interesting lives ever appeared on earth. But believe me it’s not that easy men. its like a volcano eruption. Its tremendous.  

These days I am watching people looking for jobs as if they need a breath, and me seeking the inner reality similarly. We guys on our own decide our priorities. Some need a job, some need settlements, some need a girlfriend, and some wants to be a topper, and some like me seek the perfection.  It never matters whether you are an amateur or a perfectionist. It’s all same in the end.

The only difference is a perfectionist die with a knowing of self.

This phase of my life has been very confusing. I mean I know better than before but still it seems a lot remains to be understood. Love, hatred, work, laziness, rich, poor, big, small, mean and great   these all are kind of I don’t know what. One is a sweet poison and other a bitter ambrosia.

Whatever the things, the real thing is beyond these extremes, and I am working to dig out the truth.