The Science Behind Shiting

so what do you think, which is the best place in the world???..... A home??... A temple???...

A restaurant?? A fairly land??.. or an etc?? or  etc...or etc??...so what is it??

Well it depends.... a baby or a priest or a man really in a bad hunger or a dreameror an etc or etc or etc.

so you have a place. Isn't  it??

But have you ever thought of a shitboard in your washroom to be one of them..

i mean it can be, like i said before, it depends. i get all the bloody good ideas sitting over there.

and i have termed this very place as "a thinker paradise."

so i was sitting on the shetboard watching the sunlight that  peeped in through a window and was drawing itself on the canvas called floor of the washroom. It reminded me of something,........ a childhood memory.

so i wont be boring you with memories, i mean all of us have that collection better than anyone.

Isn't it? 

So have you ever noticed that the most thought rush is at this very place, like a traffic jam caused by an accident...honk...honk...honk...

so there must be any reason. isn't it?? ....most obvious of them..."we are sitting ideal, so it is usual"..

well this may be the reason....and i believe it too.

but like i said a thought rush...so i discovered a scientific phenomenon behind it while i was at the same place. so here it goes.....

you must have heard that the things flow from high to low..or from an efficient place to deficient place..have you??  

ok then!! ...so what happens actually is......

initially the mind and body and surrondings are  at pressure zone set to

P(Mind)+ P(Body)+P(Surrounding)=constant(K)...(also known as law of conservation of shiting)

the process starts the moment we pull down the pants or whatever...

then P(Body)>P(mind) ....(because we emphasis more on physical than on mental activity)

but like i said before 

P(Mind)+ P(Body)+P(Surrounding)=constant(K)

so in order to hold this law true..there is a rush of energy also called the cosmic shit....

As it enters the mind the cosmic shet is transformed into what we call thoughts...  the rate of thought is directly proportional to the rate of shiting, as you must have noticed that with a bad stomach you have problems with imagining things.

However an exceptional case of loose motion is there which is synonymous with a free fall..

in this case (1=>P(Mind)>0)  which means the person achieves single thoughtness state

In extreme cases P(mind) drops to 0 and is known as no thought state 

and P(Body) is at its peak value . This state is also known as the 

"Save me my lord state"  

so when P(Body)>P(Mind) then P(Mind)>P(Surrounding)  and this increase is such that it is always a constant(k). 

however when P(Surrounding) becomes less , it is compensated by the physical shit that we dump back into surroundings. 

Hence it also proves that the "shit can neither be created, nor can be destroyed, but can be converted from cosmic shit to physical one and vice-versa."

so now you agree to my point that a shitboard can be the best place for someone...

see i derived a law out of it termed as "law of conservation of shit."

The Indian Picasso M F Hussain

so let me talk straightaway the business, because you guys understand business better. Isn't it??? And that too others business and never you dare to mind your own. Am i right???
ok now!!

so you guys must be knowing M F Hussain. Doyou?? Now you must be thinking that this all shet is about
M F Hussain, mourning on his death and bragging all his great works. Isn' it???

Well, folks let me tell you this is not a summary of a man's biography. It's just another work from an artist who is not in the ranks of great, but yes he feels great about himself and does not need parameters of greatness.

so one of the newspaper quoted the following..."The Indian Picasso dies in exile"..
So let me clear everything first. Picasso refers to M F Hussain who was a painter.
 And exile???
Well the genius created an artwork in 1973 portraying the nude sprays of some indian godesses, which caught attention of some so called messiahs of religion in 1996, causing some ethical values violation, as those SAINTS claimed. So this caused his exile to London as he was too old to defend himself.

ok now!! Will someone gonna tell me that how many times these messiahs preserved the thing called ethics, not only in the case of religion but in day to day life....... hmmm  
ok!! now leave it  as we all know the amount of  chastity they hold within..
but still let me answer them back. Men, if you call yourself messiahs then have you heard of  devi Anusuya who stopped the sun from rising to save her husband's life. Have you??/
well if  NO is your answer then go and fuck off. I dismantle you out of that god's throne.

and if yes then you must be knowing that the three gods Brahma, Vishnu and Shiva visited her as sadhus and asked her to serve them naked. and she did so not knowing that they were the one who drives this universe. Is it so??... yes it is..
well they did so to protect the universe , to make the sun rise. But why this way only???  i mean they are the gods , they have all powers. they can turn the universe topsy-turvy in no time. But why this way???

well, they are gods they can do anything, whatever they like, isn' it?? but again the same question arises. if they can do anything than why this thing??
ok ok!! don't  put stress on your neurons..let me tell you the reason.
Actually they were trying to test the purity of the lady.
And guess what?? she cleared the exam with a 10 on 10 GPA.  

now the question arises that the naked body of  the women did not provoke the sensuality of the trio. did it??
well, certainly a NO!! .. the most usual of answers.
i agree with you , but not totally.
Reason??

your NO has the following reasons....the most likely...."they are gods." Isn' it??
some of you may elaborate it saying that "they are gods, they are beyond senses, so no sensuality, and why they 'll play with their own creation."
Is that it?? ....hmmmm

ok now !! let me get you on the point that why they'll play with their own creation..
i totally agree on that point why they'll play with their own creation..
and that is what i want to make you learn from that.Why M F Hussain gonna play with his creation. i don't know if he had some kind of sexual appetite, and if so then he could have fed it in any brothel or like that thing...Then why he would fuck with his artwork.
hmmm

the answer is as simple as that in your own words..."he was a god, so he can play like whatever he wants to"
confused??
i mean he is a god of his painting , because he created it, he filled all that stuff in it. so why a differentiation for the same so called sin commited. i mean if its a sin still then stop idolising the gods also... i mean the rules are rules, nobody is above them. So break all the statues and all that thing.
but you wont do that...because you fear god  because he is powerful but Mr. Hussain was an old man, he was  harmless to you . so just piss on him..
isn' it??      

ok now fuck your bloody sentiments that was hurted when he created a painting....
now forget these gods and all that... do you remember Ajanta and Elloras, the famous wall sculptures, nude and full of sexual content..hmmmm
go break them buddy...
but again you wont do it because its a heritage.. a national and perhaps an international one.. and it is an artwork. Isn' it??
Damn it!!!! go men!! master your abidings about the artwork first!!

you must be thinking that why i am bragging such a crap after the Hussain's  death. isn't it??
well i don't have time to teach someone the right or wrong...as well as i don't have the right to do so. But yes it's my duty to broaden landscape of your mind. i have been reading comments on facebook calling  M F a fucker, and a national disgrace even after his death. so this is what prompted me to do so.

now if you got the point behind this crap, then let me clear concepts about 'obscenity' and 'artwork'.
in simple terms if your dick or pussy  feels the blood and your animal creeps out after watching a nude thing, it is 'obscenity'.... but but but....if you paint a Mona Lisa or sculpting an Adam's statue out of that.. men its an 'artwork'..

now its quite obvious to get aroused by such a sight so that is not 'obscenity' i believe ..but with your parameters its 'obscene' men....and it sounds quite paradoxial to term something as 'Obscene Artwork'.
i never heard of it. did you??? i mean except when i pronounced it.

as a musician i believe the nudity is a sign of freedom... to be nude is to be pure and transparent..its nothing obscene.

 but the obscenity is in mind.... is in how your perception is...a rush of blood in your genitals or a storm in your mind that destroys all boundaries to create a new world.....

well i think i have created my artwork out of this nudity thing. its upon you now that you term it 'obscene' or 'artwork'....i have preached my mind out...
and hats off to you Mr. Hussain for your greatworks. And forgive them because a storm of a real artwork is hard to stand by any animal..